MEET BOING, THE PROCRASTIFROG

Due tomorrow?
Boing.

Boing is a frog with one job: clearing the storm of homework, one pile at a time. Right after one more game. Five free browser games, sixteen procrastifrogs and a coin, for anyone who has ever put something off until tomorrow.

Same frog. Same weather. Three chapters.

Boing's story is one continuous idea: things start stormy, and you clear them yourself, one zap at a time. That's the coin's mascot, the game's mechanic, and honestly the whole vibe of finally finishing your to-do list.

Scroll this page and watch the sky do exactly that.

Deadlines pile up
You start clearing
Sky's clear

Five games, one space

Brawl other frogs Little Fighter style. Outrun the Deadline by picking the door with the right answer. One-tap spikes set to a distorted guitar riff, a run-and-gun against quizzes with legs, and the original wave shooter where the Final Exam shows up with teeth.

They all live in the Boing Space. Try the first levels as a guest, or create a free account with your Solana wallet and a username to unlock everything, dress up your frog and get on the leaderboard.

5games
16frogs
1Deadline

Sixteen procrastifrogs, one storm

Everyone's a little procrastifrog. Pick the study personality that sounds like you and Boing changes with it — colour, gear, and a perk that actually changes how you play. The Commander hits twice as hard. The Dreamer holds combos far longer. The Daredevil moves fast and dodges what everyone else eats.

Twelve levels, twelve unlocks, and a Final Exam that grew teeth. Three secrets are hidden in there too.

Tokenomics

1B
Total supply
100%
Fair launch, no presale
LP
Burned at launch

Every wallet holding $BOING, including mine, is public on-chain. Paste the contract address into Solscan or Bubblemaps and check the holder distribution yourself before buying anything. Do that with every token you look at, not just this one.

The semester ahead

This is a direction, not a contract. Plans change, timelines slip, and some of this may never happen. Treat every item below as something I intend to try, not something I owe you.

Orientation week

Launch day

The site, five games and the Frog Shop ship first. Playing is free from day one.

Midterms

Community push

Livestreams, X raids, and getting Boing in front of new eyes.

Finals

Chart goals

Push toward graduation — a real DEX listing with locked liquidity.

Summer break

What's next

More game levels, community-voted features, decided together.

How to buy

1

Get a Solana wallet

Phantom or Solflare both work. Fund it with a small amount of SOL to cover the swap and fees.

2

Find the contract

The contract address will be posted on our X and Telegram. Always check it matches before buying anything.

3

Swap and hop in

Connect your wallet, enter an amount you're fully OK not seeing again, and confirm the swap.

Come say hi

The games are free and the chat is open. You do not need to hold anything to join either.

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We will never DM you first, and we will never ask for your seed phrase. Anyone who does is not us.

Before you buy anything

Please do not buy $BOING if you are not already comfortable with how meme coins work. This is not me being modest about the project. It is the single most useful thing on this page.

If you are under 18, or if buying this would genuinely hurt you financially, please just play the games instead.